Onion!

After months of very fun work, I’m in consideration to become an Onion contributor.  (sound of my own horn tooting goes here)  Well, I’m not hired as of yet, but they did publish one of my headlines!  Enjoy and send it to your friends! http://www.theonion.com/articles/pregnancy-the-best-way-to-get-strangers-to-touch-y,30867/

Onion! Gimme More!